Matthew: Siri, I need you to make dinner reservations for Valentine's Day.
Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have tables for one.
Matthew: No, I need a reservation for two.
Siri: Why, is your mother in town?
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
