Connor: The kitchen is where woman belong.
Me: Do you know why woman live longer than men?
Connor: No, why?
Me: Because the kitchen is where the knives are........
Connor: Okay....
Me: Be very afraid.
Connor: Hiding now.
Okay, I am not sexist! I just thought this was funny! I am a girl, for your information, so if this offends you, tell me!
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
