Tom: Hey bro, can you pick me up from school? I just got suspended........
Older Brother: What did you do this time?
Tom: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "There is an idiot at the end of the the ruler." I got detention when I asked which end.
Older Brother: Haha, that is definitely my brother!
Tom: And the math teacher asked me, "If I have five beer bottles in one hand and six in the other, what do I have?" I said she had a drinking problem.
Older Brother: OMG, you got da genes! ROFL
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
