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MESSAGES

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Have we talked about sitcoms yet?
Connieeeeeee
Cory
Come here
Usually youre the one waiting on me
This is weird

Honey Honey🍯
youre right that was weird.
and no
we havent discussed sitcoms

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Cool

Honey Honey🍯
cool

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Indubitably

Honey Honey🍯
what the fuck
what is that
hellspawn
oh my god
im freaking out now

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
??????
What are you on about babe

Honey Honey🍯
WOAH THAT WAS A WHOLE NEW CAN OF WORMS
WE WILL GET BACK TO THE INDUBITABLY SHIT
BABE ???????

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Should I not call you that?
We are dating right?

Honey Honey🍯
YEA
WERE DATING
I JUST WASNT EXPECTING THAT
HOLY SHIT
I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD THE GUTS
"BABE" OMG

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I have so many guts how dare you say that !!!
Would you prefer something else???

Honey Honey🍯
bros smooth
i was honestly expecting it to be honey tbh
and not babe
not complaining though

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
So you would prefer Honey?
What about Sugar or Sweetie?

Honey Honey🍯
i have options now
uhmmmm
this isnt a conversation that usually gets had
freaking out

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I didn't mean to shock you sorry

Honey Honey🍯
no no
this is a good shock i promise

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay

Honey Honey🍯
you can switch between nicknames i dont care

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Cool
Okay snookums
Back to the other conversation

Honey Honey🍯
no wait
wait im not done
i was but now im not
SNOOKUMS?????
ARE YOU A GRANDPA IN DISGUISE

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I thought we got past this
I'm not a Grandpa
Youve literally met me

Honey Honey🍯
but
but snookums
thats so weird

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I was testing the waters
Sorry Pookiebear😞

Honey Honey🍯
OH MY GOD
I DIDNT KNOW YOU EVEN KNEW THAT WORLD
OLD MAN

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
IM NOT OLD
STOP THAT

Honey Honey🍯
SUREEEEEEEEEEEE
I DONT THINK IVE ACTUALLY MET YOU
WHAT IF YOU LIED ABT BEING THE SLIMECICLE
AND ARE ACTUALLY CONSPIRING WITH HIM
IS THIS ALL JUST A JOKE

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
WHAT
I WAS JUST USING A PET NAME
THAT SHOULDNT BE AN ISSUE

Honey Honey🍯
OKAY BUSTER
FINE
omg our first arguement !!!!!