𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 || ꜱʟɪᴍᴇᴄɪᴄʟᴇ

24

THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS CHAPTER:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0UgMiiuwwI0h4nXnhphd3e?si=HUlx2mBuTJSvhBaGg1kvog

TITLED 'the mall playlist <3'

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MESSAGES

Honey Honey🍯
hey
so uh
this is going to be an awkward conversation
my mom has like access to my public profiles and stuff
and she likes to browse through what i post sometimes
and uh
oh god

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Are you okay?
Are you safe

Honey Honey🍯
oh yeah
nothing like that
but she watched the love or host
and the 'date' stream after
and she wants to meet you

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Isnt that something reserved for like
Boyfriends usually

Honey Honey🍯
mhm
i tried to convince her that we werent dating
and that i hadnt actually met you in real life
but i accidentally told her that we live close
and she wont let it go

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh

Honey Honey🍯
yeah

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
So do you want me to meet your parents?

Honey Honey🍯
if that would be alright ??
theyre extremely stubborn
like its actually a problem

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
At least now I know where you get it from

Honey Honey🍯
fuck off
bitchass
bitch
yeah i said it

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wow
That doesnt prove my point at allllllllll
I will meet ur parents if it gets them off your back

Honey Honey🍯
thank you so much
we do family dinners every saturday night
with me my parents and my little sister
and sometimes my father's brothers
but they wont be there next week

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
So next saturday?

Honey Honey🍯
yeah
if thats alright

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its alright
Dont worry
Do I like dress nice?

Honey Honey🍯
uh
like yes??
but not like tux nice
like nice but not formallll
ykwim

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Not in the slightest

Honey Honey🍯
god damn
why i gotta do everything

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Youre being a little dramatic
I can figure it out

Honey Honey🍯
but what if you figure it out wrong
ive seen ur streams
ive seen ur wardrobe

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its not even bad though

Honey Honey🍯
okay buster
i dont trust you now

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well youre going to have to

Honey Honey🍯
no