***-***-3829
***-***-3829
Hey Lucy
Its me the goofiest goober
Charlie
***-***-5869
goofiest goober ?
are you five
who is this Lucy you speak of
***-***-3829 renamed as 'Charlie'
Charlie
Are you not Lucy
***-***-5869
its appears that i am not
holy shit
did ur friend flake on you ??
Charlie
I think so
and we werent really friends
I met her on Bumble
***-***-5869
BUMBLE??
VIOLENTLY PUKING
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO USES BUMBLE
BUT SHES RLLY WEIRD AND BULLIES PEOPLE ON IT
Charlie
Bumble is the safest option
Tinder is hell
Whats your name
***-***-5869
moving a little fast arent we
ill tell u later
what did you do so wrong that your date left a wrong number
Charlie
I honestly dont know
It was going pretty well
We were talking about hobbies and stuff
***-***-5869 renamed as 'Not Lucy'
Not Lucy
And your hobbies are ??
oh come on i am worth more than this name
Charlie
Well i play Minecraft
Not Lucy
MINECRAFT? no wonder your date flaked
Charlie
And I talked about my guinea pigs
WHAT
Minecraft is not the reason
She seemed really interested
It was probably an accident
Not Lucy
if you say so..
but i know that we both know the truth
im not sure if i can associate with you
Charlie
Associate with me?
Aw shucks
Im so sorry I am such a disappointment to you Not Lucy 😪
Ill try to be better
Theres always good on the other side of the corn field
Not Lucy
NO
ARE YOU A FARMER TOO?
a minecraft farmer
im actually getting scared now
what next? do you play league?
are you actually a 40 year old?
Charlie
Im not a farmer
I dont play leage
And Im not 40
You mother shucker
Not Lucy
Okay tf??
Why do you keep talking about corn
And how do I know your not 40
Charlie
Youll just have to trust me
Corn is awesome
You just dont get it
Not Lucy
But no how old are you
because youre either like 15 or 40
and I cant associate with either
bad for the brand
Charlie
I am 24
Not Lucy
fuck off no your not
i dont believe you
Charlie
Why how old are you
Not Lucy
23
The only weird 24 yr gamers ik
are those like twitchy guys
the fucking
uh
Wilbur ?
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