31 days of Broadway

december 24th

SIX react to say no to this from hamilton

requested by JACKSUCKSATLIFE

Thanks so much for the request!

Same as my last SIX chapter, I'll use last names for most.

[Burr:]
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty

"Smash. SMASH." Howard yelled, pointing at Maria on screen.

There's trouble in the air, you can smell it

"What would it smell like?" Boleyn questioned.

"Hold on... what the fuck did Henry smell like again?" Parr questioned, getting laughs.

And Alexander's by himself. I'll let him tell it

[Hamilton:]
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break

"Bitch, the pretty ladies offered you a break." Jane said.

Longing for Angelica

"The flag has turned red." Cleves said.

Missing my wife

"Eh... a slightly lighter shade of red." Cleves said.

That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life, she said:

[Maria:]
I know you are a man of honor

"God damn her voice is smooth." Jane marveled.

I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone...

[Hamilton:]
She said:

[Maria:]
My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...

"Lol, relatable." Boleyn said.

Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on

"Kick him, get a divorce, then buy a farm where you have chickens." Cleves said.

"Oooooooooooooh, fun!" Howard smiled.

[Hamilton:]
So I offered her a loan, I offered to walk her home, she said

[Maria:]
You're too kind, sir

[Hamilton:]
I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away

"*SHOCK* THIRTY BUCKS!?" Aragon exclaimed.

She lived a block away, she said:

[Maria:]
This one's mine, sir

[Hamilton:]
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home,"
She turned red,

"red as these red flags." Cleves said.

she led me to her bed

Let her legs spread and said:

[Maria:]
Stay?

"Lol, reminds me of you and Henry." Boleyn said to Jane.

Jane shifted in her seat.

"I'm just kidding hon. Don't be so serious." Boleyn said with a smile.