31 days of Broadway

December 15th

*Sets up mic*

*Grabs guitar*

*strummity strum strum*

𝕋𝕠𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤
𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥, 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖
𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤
ℝ𝕚𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣-𝕦𝕡
𝕋𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤

𝕀𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕣

𝕋𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤
𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞

ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤, 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤, 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤, 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤

𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤

ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤

𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪, 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕝𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤

𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤
ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤

*Smashes guitar over Andrew Tate's head and aggressively throws mic at The Vegan Teacher, knocking her over and making her facepalm into a triple bacon cheeseburger, making her swallow it.*

Sorry wastes of oxygen!

AHEM.

This is my rant about one of my MANY gay OTPs, LAMS!

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Thank you so much darling! 💋

Lez go

I.

Love.

This.

SHIP.

And I'm quite sure that a lot of my audience does too.

They are so cute (Or at least would have been. Tomorrow there'll be more of us 😭 It was a ship that sank before it had a chance to sail. Sob.)

I ship Alex with both John, and Eliza.

(Here's a little paragraph for you to leave your hate, so I know which one I shouldn't click on for the sake of my self esteem.)

I could see Alex, John and Eliza having a polyamorous relationship. A few of my friends have head-cannoned that Eliza and Alexander were pretending to be married so John and Alex wouldn't be ridiculed. I could sorta see this...

ALSO, not just in the musical, but in real life, they could have liked each other like, here is a letter from Alex to John. From real life.

AHEM,

𝒞𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈, 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽, 𝓂𝓎 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓈, 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇, 𝒷𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈, 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 '𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓊, 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓊𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓅𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝐼𝓃𝒹𝑒𝑒𝒹, 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑒. 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝒾𝓃𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝐼 𝑒𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓇 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓅𝑒𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈. 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓈 𝓌𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓊𝓁𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒶𝓊𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝒹, 𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝒶𝓀𝑒, 𝒾𝒻 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓌𝓃, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒.

SHIT'S JUST THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!

(Soz if y'all couldn't read it. I wanted it to look fancy)

Soooo, yeah. I ship lams. It's a great ship.

Also, here are some songs to describe them

ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 - 𝕆𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕖

ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕞𝕖 - ℝ𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕨 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕘 𝔹𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕤

𝕀𝕟 𝕒 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥 - 𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕖 ℝ𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕫, 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒 𝔹𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕥

𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 - 𝔸𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔼𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕣

Who is your idol?

Either Lin Manuel-Miranda or Winona Ryder