December 4th

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Heathers Characters react to Beautiful

Requested by Elexa_Ruby

Characters reacting: The Heathers, JD, Veronica


[VERONICA:]
September 1st, 1989
Dear Diary:
I believe I'm a good person.

"Oh really?" Heather C scoffed.

You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year!

And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?

"Puberty and mid-life crisis's." Heather D said

"Mid life crisis's at seventeen?" Heather M questioned.

"Totally normal to die young." JD said, side-eyeing Heather C.

[KIDS:]
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

"Yes, she's here." Heather C said, raising Heather D's hand.

[VERONICA:]
We were so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased

[KIDS:]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

"I already said she's here." Heather C said, waving Heather D's hand around.

[VERONICA:]
Singing and clapping, laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating paste

"I did none of those." Heather D said.

"Shut up Heather." Heather C said

"Sorry heather." Heather D apologized.

"They did the thing!!!" The fandom screeched

[KIDS:]
Bull-dyke!

"She's not stylish enough to be gay." Heather M said, pulling Heather D's hand down from the air

Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[VERONICA:]
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome

[SOME BITCH]
MOVE

"Rude." Veronica said.

Sorry!

Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school:
This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon

[KIDS:]
White trash!

[VERONICA:]
College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June!

"You almost were, Roni." JD said.

But I know, I know, life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray for a better way
If we changed back then, we could change again
We can be beautiful...

"Three, two, one, done." Heather C said, flicking her blonde hair over her shoulder.

[VERONICA:]
Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK:]
Get away, nerd

"Rude." Heather M said.

[VERONICA:]
Oh, okay

[KIDS:]
Freak! Slut! Cripple!

"Mhm." Heather C said, raising Heather D's hand again

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