31 days of Broadway

December 1st

This is Meet The Plastics from Mean Girls, sang by some of my OCs, and some characters from Total Drama. Hope you like it! 

[Alex, spoken:] 
Woah. Who's at that table over there?

[Gina, spoken:]
Don't look at them, just don't!

[Gina, sung:]
We call those three "The Plastics"
They're shiny, fake, and hard

[MK:]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[Scarlett:]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[Gina:]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flame

[MK, spoken:]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[Scarlett, spoken:]
Shoshanna George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones that work for her, then die

[Shoshanna, sung:]
My name is Shoshanna George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen 
I never weigh more than one-fifteen 
My name is Shoshanna George 
And I am a massive deal 
I don't care who you are 
I don't care how you feel 

[Scarlett, spoken:]
That's Tessa Leener. She knows everything about everybody

[Gina, spoken:]
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets... 

[Tessa, sung:]
Yes, Shoshanna 
No, Shoshanna
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Shoshanna 
George can stay in power

If Shoshanna is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Shoshanna make your life a big disaster

[Gina, MK, Scarlett:]
Disaster!

[Tessa:]
Shoshanna is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

[Scarlett, Tessa:]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[MK, spoken:]
That is Lindsay Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[Gina, spoken:]
I once saw her put a "D" in the word "Orange"

[Lindsay, sung:]
My name is Lindsay 
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Lindsay 
I may not be smart...
That's it

[Tessa:]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[Alex, spoken:] 
Oh, it's okay, I-  
 
[Shoshanna, sung:] 
No, no need for you to thank us 
There's no need to even speak 
You're new and you don't know things 
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[Lindsay:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[Shoshanna, Tessa, Lindsay:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap:]
[Shoshanna:]
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
[tessa:]
Yes, Shoshanna 
No, Shoshanna
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Shoshanna 
George can stay in power
If Shoshanna is the sun 
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
[Lindsay:]
My name is Lindsay
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

[Shoshanna, Tessa, Lindsay:] 
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this every day
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong

[Shoshanna, spoken:]
No, really. Say it

[[Shoshanna, Tessa, Lindsay:], sung:]
Say here's where you belong!

[Alex, overlapped]
Here's where I belong!

[Tessa:]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch! 

[Shoshanna:] 
*Punches her* 

Tada! Hope you enjoyed! Mean Girls is so underrated IMO 

Here's a question for today! 

Who's a character on TV or in a musical that you want to both slap and hug? 

Ali from Squid game. 

*Slaps* YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU TRUST SANG-WOO? 

*Hugs* I'm sorry bestie. Fuck Sang-Woo