Mean girls in a nutshell
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Cady: Hi! I'm Cady! I'm supposedly the main character but no one really gives a shit about me.
Janis: hey. I'm gay. That's brought up many times. as an insult.
Damian: what do I contribute again?
Regina: Hi! I'm heather- I mean, regina. my boobs are real
Gretchen: Hi! I'm heather- I mean Gretchen. I'm Regina's obedient servant- wait shit wrong musical
Karen:
Karen:
Karen:
Karen:
Karen: Oh hi.
Aaron: hi
Fandom: we don't care.
Janis: mean is easy.
Damian: fr
Janis: DEATH
Damian: Janis, we talked about this.
Her parents: we're moving away from africa
Cady: omg, starbucks and venti lattes
Damian: sit with us
Cady: ok
Plastics: sit with us.
Cady: no
Plastics: yes
Cady: ok
Cady: i see sexy man
Cady: i sing song about sexy man
Me: YOU MEAN SEXY WOMAN! *yeets Janis at her, coz I ship*
Cady: regina is an apex predator
Janis: no cap
Cady: ur a sexy man
Aaron: ur a sexy woman
Me: SHE'S OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE! AND THAT'S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING! *yeets him out of the way and throws janis at Cady again coz I ship*
Gretchen: gretchen in the bathroom- wait shit wrong musical
Gretchen: in short, I have low self esteem
Regina: forgot to mention, we hate everyone, including each other
Karen: SE-E-E-E-E-E
Karen: SE-E-E-E-E-E
Karen: SE-E-E-E-E-EXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Karen: im a sexy mouse :D
Me: good job sweetie. have a cookie. 🍪
Regina: kiss me
Aaron: ok
Cady: piss off then, you alexander hamilton wannabe
Janis: cake.
Me: asexual vibes.
Cady: here is food
Regina: ew
Cady: it makes you thinner
Regina: I need to lose three pounds. BRING ME A WHOLE BOX!
Cady: regina hates your guts, btw
Gretchen: she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them
Gretchen: and she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde
Gretchen: also she told me she cheats on Aaron. Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep, but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume
Cady: She makes him wear the costume?
Gretchen: No, they're both in the costume. And I never told anybody because I'm such a good friend
Cady: the Omen pamphlet
Janis and Damian: HAVE YOU READ THIS?
Cady: you fat bitch
regina; rude
Cady: PISS OFF. IM THE APEX PREDATOR NOW!
Gretchen: party?
cady: sure
Aaron; you're dropped
Cady: you fucking suck
Janis: no you
Cady: gasp
Regina: arson
Regina: hey whatever the fuck your name is, I found this book cady wrote
Damien: omg, it says im gay
everyone: argue argue argue. angry noises.
Teacher: talk it out
Janis: I have literally one non-toxic friendship, and it's with fucking Damian. fml.
Janis: SO RAISE YOUR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT FINGER
Regina: fuck you
Cady: sorry
Regina: you can take that apology and shove it up your unshaved-
Bus: kaboom. youve been hit
Janis: she dead
Damian: jANIS, I SWEAR TO GOD-
Cady: no one likes me, and for pretty good reason.
Cady: i made the burn book
Principal guy: you can't go to spring fling
Cady: fuck you, but ok
soem guy, idk, never watched the musical: join mathletes
Cady: k
mathlete lady: what's 70 x 63 divided by 52 - 36 + 97
Other school: its *keyboard smash*
Cady: no, it's blue, because ice-cream isn't grass
mathlete lady: ye
Aaron: im homeschooled now
Cady: i can't go to the spring fling
Aaron: ill sneak you in babes
Cady: regina, sorry you got hit by a bus
Regina: all good
Cady: yay
Principal: you won spring fling queen even though you weren't supposed to be here in the first place
Cady: this tiara is shit. imma tear it up and throw it at the crowd.
Everyone: I SEE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Janis: the end
Damian: moral of the story, don't annoy people
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31 days of Broadway
FanfictionHello my lovelies! So, as you probably guessed, I'm a theatre kid. And I want to share my theatre kid-ness with the world, sooooo, I present to you... 31 days of Broadway! Each chapter is related to Broadway musicals. Feel free to leave requests!
