Hello my lovelies! So, as you probably guessed, I'm a theatre kid. And I want to share my theatre kid-ness with the world, sooooo, I present to you...
31 days of Broadway!
Each chapter is related to Broadway musicals. Feel free to leave requests!
Washington: The issue on the table! The Author can't decide which musical to watch at a sleepover. The members of each musical have met up to decide once and for all which one is best. Heathers characters, you have the floor.
JD: we have slushies.
Heather C: we have sex
Heather D: and we have suicide
Veronica: and some great songs
Heather C: *Cough* candy store *Cough*
JD: *Cough* meant To be Yours *Cough*
Heather D: *Cough* never shut up again *Cough*
Miss Flemming: *Cough* Shine a light* cough*
The rapists: *Cough* Your welcome *Cough*
Heather M: *Cough* lifeboat *cough*
Veronica: *Cough* I say no *Cough*
Beetlejuice: BUT ALSO SOME SHITTY ONES! LOOKING AT YOU, KINDERGARDEN BOYFRIEND!
Martha Dumptruck: *Sad coz she's a worthless loser*
Washington: Beetlejuice, it is not your turn to speak.
Heather M: we also have pretty people
Beetlejuice and Hamilton characters: so do we!
JD: shut the fuck up before i stab you.
Lydia: yay.
Barbra and Adam: LYDIA, NO!
Lydia: Lydia yes >:D
Heather M: We should hang out more.
Washington: I don't think we're going anywhere with Heathers. Beetlejuice characters, you have the floor.
Lydia: Our set designs are FUCKING AWESOME
Beetlejuice: and there's ME
Barbra: and we touch on some real world issues, such as suicidal thoughts, and loss of a parent
Beetlejuice: and there's ME!!!
Adam: and we have canonically LGBTQIA+ characters.
Beetlejuice: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delia: and some fucking awesome songs
Beetlejuice: AND THERE'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lydia: shut the fuck up before I stab you again.
Veronica: *Side eyes Heather C and the rapists* how do you stab a ghost?
Lydia: i dunno. it's confusing.
Jefferson: y'all are insane.
Beetlejuice: you're sexy.
Jefferson: I know babe 💅🏽
Maddison: *Sad jealous bb*
Kurt the rapist: Well I think-
JD: shut the fuck up.
Beetlejuice: *thinking* 'Oh, he's sexy too. everyone be sexy.'
Kurt the Rapist: why do y'all hate us?
Ram the Rapist: maybe they're homophobic?
Kurt The Rapist: Ram, we're not gay.
Ram the Rapist: oh.
Lafayette: My gay American sensor is going off.
Lydia: that's specific.
Washington: *these fucking children, istfg.* Hamilton characters?
Jefferson, Eliza, Laurens, Maria, Lafayette, Angelica, Phillip: we have me.
Washington: case closed, Hamilton is boss.
Beetlejuice: ASSHOLE!
Alexander: fuck yourself
Beetlejuice: only if you watch ;D
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Well fuck, lmao.
Please comment some more suggestions on the request page! Thank you!
Which musical do you think is best, Heathers, Beetlejuice or LAFAYETTE, I mean Hamilton.
I personally am torn between Heathers and Hamilton.
