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Sera: How are you today?
John: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Kayden: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Kuyo: Dorito's cool ranch.
Kayden:
Kayden: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Kuyo: I love that song.
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Isen: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "A"!
Remi: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Blyke: F*ck you.
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Kuyo: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Kuyo: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Dylan: I believe in you, John!
John, to himself: Gosh, I must suck. The nicest thing Dylan can think to say to me is that he doesn't doubt my existence.
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