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Isen: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask John out.
Blyke: Why not?
Isen: Because he is terrifying.
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Arlo: Did you take out John as I requested?
Blyke: John has been taken out, yes.
Arlo: You have my grat-
Blyke: It was a great restaurant.
Blyke: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Blyke: John proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Blyke: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Blyke: John is still upset about it, but me and Isen were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Blyke: John kissed me!
Remi: Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh!
Isen: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Remi, get the drinks and unplug the phone. Blyke, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Blyke: Oh, it ended very well.
Remi: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Isen: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Blyke: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh gosh, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Isen: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Blyke: First he started out on my waist and then he slid up and then he was in my hair.
Remi and Isen: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
John eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Sera: Tongue?
John: Yeah.
Sera: Cool.
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