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Remi: Guys, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red, green or blue?
Isen: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Remi: So blurple.
Isen: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Remi: Would you rather have freaking bleen? MOTHERFUDGING GRUE?
Isen: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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Blyke: Why are you like this??
John: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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John: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% handsome.
Arlo: That's 200%.
John: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Isen: Hey
Blyke: Hey?
Isen: I can't sleep
Blyke: I can. Goodnight.
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Sera: Hey, are you over your breakup yet?
Elaine: I don't know. Why?
Sera: I thought maybe you'd like to get a burrito with me
Elaine: I'm not really hungry
Sera: Then can I borrow 20 bucks? I don't have any cash and I need a burrito.
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Isen: Any plans for tonight
Blyke: No
Isen: Ha, loser
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