Part 36

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Sera: Dumbest scar stories! I burned my tongue once while drinking coffee.

Remi: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Blyke: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil.

Isen: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

John:

John: I have emotional scars.

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Remi: Time for plan G.

Isen: Don't you mean plan B?

Remi: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Blyke: What about plan D?

Remi: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sera: What about plan E?

Remi: I'm hoping not to use it. Arlo dies in plan E.

John: I like plan E.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Remi: I can help you with it!

Blyke: Yeah, sure.

Isen: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Sera: lol nope.

John: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Arlo: *read 5pm*

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Vaughn: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Sera: Have everyone stand.

Remi: Bring three more chairs!

Arlo: The most important ones can sit down.

John: Kill three.

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Remi: You are both, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Isen: Actually, Remi, after all these years, Blyke and I just sort of go with it.

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John: My only talent is being stress.

Cecile: Don't you mean stressed?

John: No.

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