Part 35

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John: There is no future, there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Remi:

Sera:

Blyke:

Isen:

Elaine:

Cecile:

Everyone else at John's surprise birthday party:

Arlo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Arlo: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Sera: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Remi: I got distracted about halfway through.

John: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Kuyo: I'm 10 times funnier than you

Kayden: 10 times 0 is still 0

Kuyo: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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John: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Remi: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... and this knife I found.

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Arlo: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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John: Doc, look at this collage of pictures of you that I made!

Sera: Doc, you look like you want to jump off a building.

Darren: Believe me, I do.

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