Part 4

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Isen: It's very muggy outside today.

Blyke: I swear if I go outside and see all of our mugs on the front lawn, I will hurt you.

Isen: [smiles and sips milk from a bowl]

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John: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the edge of a nervous breakdown.

John: [Grabs his joker mask and bites it]

John: This isn't a bagel.

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Arlo: You seriously need to calm down.

Elaine: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavor, if birthday cake can be any flavor?!

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Authority: You're under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Isen: Aw man... Wait did you say four?

Authority: Yes, four.

Blyke: Oh shoot.

Sera: Frick.

Remi: JOHN FELL OFF!!!

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William: Who ate all of the cookies?

John, who has cookie crumbs on his face: Ninjas.

William: I didn't see them.

John: No one ever does.

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