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Sera: There are only two types of food in this world
Sera: Food I've eaten and food I have yet to eat
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John + Sera: *exchange mischievous glances*
John: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
Sera: Coconut oil is made from coconuts.
John: So baby oil-
Arlo: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?!
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John: No this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?-
Darren: Your life?
John: I- Well yes, but-
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Elaine, whispering to Arlo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on John without him noticing?
Arlo: Hey John, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
John: *takes and swallows the tracker* Pay up.
Elaine: ...
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Sera: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're comfy, but because the sleeves are big and I get to flop them around and smack people.
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*When Sera comes back from being suspended*
Sera: So, what's going on?
John: You want the long version or the short version?
Sera, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?
John: Sh*t's f*cked.
Sera: Oh-
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