Isen x Blyke

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I love blysen sm <3

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Remi: Why are your tongues purple?

Blyke: We had slushies; I had a blue one.

Isen: And I had a red one.

Remi: Oh...OH

Arlo: ...You drank each other's slushies?

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Isen: *whispering*: Future husband say what

Blyke: What

Isen: *Internal screeching*

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Isen: Blyke and I don't have pet names for each other.

Remi: Uh huh. Okay then, what do bee's make?

Isen: Um..., honey.

Blyke, from the other room: Yeah?

Remi: Don't lie to my face again-

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Blyke: I'm trying out a new signature. Can you look at it for me?

Isen: Sure, test it right there.

Blyke: Cool, then-

Blyke: ...

Blyke: Isen, this is a marriage certificate.

Isen: Yes, and what about it?

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Isen: Blyke, please kiss I

Blyke: It's not 'kiss I', Isen...

Isen: Then what is it supposed to be?

Blyke: Kiss me

Isen: Well if you insist

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Blyke: Dude-

Isen: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Isen: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

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