"Why do you have hair?" Canon Peter asked.
"Why are you so fucking fat?" "Why are you so gay?" "Because I'm fucking Andy." "Dude, fix yourself, why Andy?" "Andy's cute." "Dude, if anything, you should be scaring him, everyday bro." "Why would I scare my husband everyday." "Fucking what?" "Like, if I scare him everyday, he's gonna leave me and most likely take the kids." "Kids!? Bro!" "We adopted four, one is somehow ours, like, we found Pandy sitting on one of the picnic tables, he claimed he was our kid, we decided to taoe him in, he explained more, we got a DNA test, he was indeed our kid."
Canon Peter face palmed.
"You're fucking weird man." "No, I'm fucking Andy." "SHUT UP!"
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