Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

the part where Andy meets Peter but it's gay

(The title explains it all)

"Wa-wait, who are you?" "I'm Peter the pumpkin! Nice to meet ya." "How long have you been in here?" "That's doesn't matter?" "How long can your dick stay in my ass?" "What?"
Awkward silence filled the room.
"That's kinds gay-" "You are tall bitch, who wouldn't be gay for you?" "Lesbians?" "Oh... wait-" "They wouldn't be gay for me, they would be gay for female me." "Good point." "Wanna bang?" "Very much."
Peter picked up Andy.
"To the haystack maze!" "I'm a virgin." "Not anymore!" "I'm screwed aren't I?" "Yes!" "God damnit."