Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

Peter wanting attention

Andy was reading when Peter just knocked the book out of his hands.
"Peter!" Andy yelled.
Peter laid down and rested his head on Andy's lap.
"Peter, get up." Andy groaned.
"Nooo." Peter whined.
"Peter, I was reading something." Andy was mad.
"Give me love!" Peter whined.
"Peter, I do love you." "Love me more!"
Andy knew what Peter wanted eo he started petting Peter.
Peter purred.
"Can I continue reading now?" "Ňø." "Fine."
Andy was stuck, he knew he couldn't move without Peter getting mad.

After a few hours of just petting Peter, Andy had to use the bathroom.
"Peter, I need to use the bathroom." "Fine."
Peter followed Andy into the bathroom.
"Peter, can you not watch me piss?" Andy asked.
"Nope, also you're small." Peter snickered.
"Fuck you, asshole." Andy grumbled.
"You love meeee." Peter grinned.
"That may be true but you failed to make me organism last night."
Peter stayed quiet.
"Okay... I lied, I just wanted you to shut up." Andy sighed.
"I KNEW IT!" Peter cheered.

Peter was running around the farm as Andy was inside reading his book on the couch.
"Andy!" Peter kicked in the door.
"Peter... you're fixing the door." Andy sighed.
"Andy, Felix tried to drown me." "And?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND." "Peter, you can't die, it doesn't matter, you set yourself on fire yesterday, not a scratch on your body." "Fair... GIVE ME CUDDLES!"
Peter jumped on Andy.

ANDY FUCKING DIED