Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

Andy and Peter meet Tony and Charles

"Hun, I think there are ghosts on the farm." Peter looked genuinely scared.
"Show me." Andy closed his book.

Peter took Andy to the lake and they saw a tall man wearing a tophat and a shorter man who was not.
They were both looking around in confusion.
"Those aren't ghosts, thise are just to guys who are are ghost white... They seem to be brothers." Andy explained.
"Oooooooooo, let's go see why they're here."
Andy and Peter walked to the two men.
"Hello!" Andy smiled.
The shorter man screamed while the taller man jumped a bit.
"My fuck, you scared me." The shorter man sighed.
"I'm sorry, we just want to know who you two are and why you are on our farm." Andy explained.
"I'm Charles and this is Tony." The man with a tophat smiled.
"I'm Peter the Pumpkin." Peter put his hands in his pockets.
"And I'm Andy the Apple." Andy stuck his hand out.
Charles shook his hand.
"We don't know why we're here, the last thing we remember was that our creator turned us into toddlers then we went back to normal then woke up here." Tony shrugged.
"Oh... who is your creator?" Andy asked.
"Uhhhhh, what was her name- Jackie! Jackie Plague is our creator." Charles explained.
"Oh! Jackie is actually writing this right no-" "NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" Jackie cut off Peter.
"Sorry."
Jackie disappeared into thin air.
"Do you two also think she's annoying?" Peter asked.
"Yes." Tony and Charles said in sync.
"HEY! I COULD DELETE Y'ALL IN A SECOND!" Jackie yelled from above.
"How about we show you around the farm?" Andy ignored Jackie.
"Alright." Charles smiled.

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"And that's pretty much it." Andy shrugged.
"Cool, I used to live on a farm." Tony smiled.
"I did not know." Charles said simply.
"Oh, are you two not brothers?" Peter asked.
"No, we are dating." Charles explained.
"I-... I am so confused, you two look extremely similar." Andy was confused.
"I know... Jackie made us when she was playing Gartic phone, we are just stick people but we were turned into humans." Charles explained.
"Yeah, my real name is man without a tophat, Charles' real name is man with a tophat." Tony added.
"Damn." Peter said simply.

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"Sooooooo, you are from an actual book that isn't finished yet and you have a separate story about short not so funny stories about you two and other characters and now you are in this oneshot book that isn't even oneshots because the writer sucks at writing one shots?" Andy asked.
"Yep." Tony sighed.
"I MADE CHILI!" Peter slammed the pot of chili on the picnic table.
"Good damn it Peter." Andy sighed.
"You should've expected this before we got married." Peter crossed his arms.
"If we aren't gone by tonight, can we stay with you two?" Charles asked.
"Yeah... I'll introduce you to everyone else on the farm while Peter puts away the chili."

"This is Claus the clock."
"Hmmmmmmmmm, Charles, you should hang out with this guy." Tony laughed.
"Is it because we dress similar?" Charles crossed his arms.
"Well, you both are wearing suits." Tony shrugged.
"He is not wrong." Claus shrugged.

"This is Felix the Fish."
"Hey-" "Jesus, do you need a cough drop?" Tony cut off Felix.
"Nah, I used to be a smoker, I'm stuck like this." Felix sighed.

"This is Margaret the Mole."
"You look like a dog." Tony snickered.
"The writer thought I was bear." Margaret sighed.
"I can see it." Charles chuckled.
"Hush gap tooth-" "HIS GAP TOOTH IS ADORABLE!"
Charles had to arms lock Tony so Tony didn't kill Margaret.

"And this is Melody the Moon."
"Hello!" Melody smiled.
"Hi." Charles smiled back.
Tony who was still in an arm lock but he was no longer angry "Sup."

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"That's everyone... we are not going to find my sons friends... Lets go meet my son." Andy smiled.
"You haven't meet your own son?" Charles snickered.
Tony laughed as Andy froze.
"You know what I ment." Andy crossed his arms.

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"Pandy, meet Tony and Charles."
"Tall men." Pandy said simply.
"Yes Pandy, tall men... except Tony is shorter then me." "HEY!"
"Calm down Tony." Charles patted him on the head.
"Sup guys, Cary is paying me fifty dollars to send Tony and Charles home sooooo-"
Jackie, Tony, and Charles just disappeared.
"No more tall men." Pandy looked back at his book.
"Yes Pandy, no more tall men-" "I MADE MORE CHILI-" STOP MAKING FUCKING CHILI! WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE ROOM TO KEEP THE CHILI YOU DUMBA-"