JADA GREEN
I woke up to someone destroying my kitchen. I ran downstairs and saw Notti going through all the cabinets.
"YEOOO WHAT YOU DOING GANG??" I yelled fed up.
"There's dust in this hoe- NIGGA YOU GOT NO FOOD" he complained.
"Ian go shopping yet" I laughed.
"How you invite me over and get NO food??" he started questioning me.
"NIGGA YOU WANNA GO SHOPPIN WIT ME ??" I asked with widened eyes.
"YES!! LET'S GO YOU JUS STANDING DERE PUT ON SUM CLOTHES" he shook his head like somebody momma.
I laughed and ran upstairs.
I came back down with my wallet and phone to see him already by the door.
"Take too long I was bout to leave yo ass" he huffed.
"Nigga fuck you Im bout to make you go back home" I rolled my eyes as we went to Target.
"Get cookies. Oh and some chips. OH an-" I stopped him by hitting him with the cart.
"SHUT UP" I shouted.
"At least let me get in the cart..." he looked down and frowned.
"You such a baby. Get in" I gave in. He smiled and sat in the cart.
We made our way into the freezer aisle.
"OUU GET THAT" Notti pointed excitedly to some chocolate ice cream cones.
"We came for FOOD not snacks fat ass" I reminded him.
He mumbled something under his breath as I threw bread into the cart.
"Excuse you hoe" he threw it out.
"ETHAN STOP" I hit him 3 times with the bread before forcing him to hold it so it wouldn't get squished.
"THAT'S FUCKING ABUSE" he yelled making mad people stare at us.
He got out the cart and grabbed my hair.
"OWWW NOTTI LET GO" I whined as he dragged me into the cart.
"WHAT YOU DOIN" I laughed as he ran with the cart. He stood up so now we were basically flying.
"YEOOOOO HOL UP" I held the sides of the cart as he laughed.
"DAYUM WE ZOOMING!!!" He shouted as I recorded.
"SMOKIN ON LOTTIIIII" he acted like he was smoking a blunt as I put the camera on him. We then crashed into a rack of toilet paper.
"EARTHQUAKE!!" he screeched as the toilet paper fell on top of us.
We heard a walkie talkie running our way, so I jumped out the cart into a different aisle.
"Nigga we came to shop not to get kicked out!!" I whispered to Notti out of breath.
"Ou look a basket" he found on the floor as he gave it to me.
"You think our shi gone fit in here? Really" I gave him a 😒 look.
"Gots to see it through ma boy" he shrugged.
We played around for an hour before actually going shopping.
"You got food stamps" he asked as he scratched his head.
"Does it look like I got kids- you got lice?" I slowly turned my head to look at him before swiping my card.
"Don't play with me bro" he hit my arm as I chuckled. I grabbed mad bags after paying and went to walk out.
He carried more bags than me and complained about how heavy they were till we got home.
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