A blue butterfly flies through the air and lands on a pink flower.
"Muack!" The platypus quacked as it bit onto the flower, making the butterfly fly away. The platypus hopped onto Neil's Camp's table, trying to catch the butterfly. Neil stood there with an elixir in his hand.
"Platypus, I know you can't understand me since my human-animal speech therapy didn't work but if you could, you would be very excited!" Neil exclaimed. "Because you are about to be the first to test my new deep throat tonic."
"Muack!"
"If this works every awkward kid with an ear-piercingly annoying voice could go straight to having the deep commanding voice of a mighty lumberJACK!" Neil's voice cracked. He coughed and poured the elixir into a beaker and fed it to the platypus.
"Muack." The platypus said in a deep lumberjack tone.
"Holy shit, it worked!" Neil exclaimed. "This is the greatest scientific discovery in the history of...of... That's odd. Usually, Nikki would have run in and ruined everything an hour ago." Nikki comes up to Neil with a teal liquid around her mouth.
"Hi, Neil. Sorry I'm late. Daylight savings, you know how it is." Nikki said.
"Did you drink my experimental tonic?!" Neil yelled as Nikki belched.
"I give it a 3 out of 10 for taste, but a 7 out of 10 for presentation." Nikki rated.
"Nikki, I still don't know what effect this tonic has on humans." Neil explained as he got a popsicle stick from his pocket. "How are you feeling? Say 'ahhh...'."
"Aaaah." Nikki repeated as she happily opened her mouth to let Neil examine it.
"Hmm, your voice isn't lumberjacky." Neil noted.
"I'm fine." Nikki said as her stomach growled. "Wait, actually, my tummy does feel a little funny."
"Oh-ho God, are you serious?!" Neil yelled as Nikki flopped her head on the table. "I'm gonna have my future degree revoked!"
"What's going on?" Max asked after walking up to his friends.
"Nikki drank my untested tonic and now her stomach is exploding!" Neil exclaimed, gripping Max by the collar of his hoodie.
"Relax, Neil." Max said. "She probably just needs to fart or something."
"No, this isn't like a poop pain." Nikki said. "This is like alien pain."
"Ugh, fine!" Max yelled. "Guess we should go get an adult then, or Gwen and David."
"NO!" Neil yelled. "If Gwen and David find out, they'll kick me out of camp and right into prison. I'll never survive there, Max. Look at me. Listen to my voice!"
"Owwwwwwwww..." Nikki whined, kicking her legs and banging a fist on the table.
"Well, what do YOU suggest we do?" Max asked.
Nikki sat in a cabin with Dolph checking her pulse while Max and Neil watched.
"Are you sure about this?" Max asked.
"I'll have you know, I am zhe best pretend doctor in my field." Dolph said before going back to Nikki. "Now, tell me vhat's wrong?
"My insides feel all twisted, like Twizzlers but HORRIBLE, like Red Vines." Nikki explained.
"Tsk, tsk. Oh no, this is no good." Dolph said.
"No good? That sounds bad!" Nikki exclaimed.
"I'm afraid it is a case of death!" Dolph said dramatically, making Nikki and Neil gasp.
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