Decided to turn Hermitcraft into a musical
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*Etho walks in*
*Everyone le gasp*
Etho's Mind: W h u t-
Pearl: There, right there!
*Everyone le gasp again*
Pearl: Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in-
Etho: I HAVE HIGH METABOLISM YOU FUCKERS
Pearl: Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!
*ETHO is dragged to the center of the room by EVERYONE*
Joe: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
*ETHO is cheering JOE on in the background while PEARL facepalms, shaking her head*
Joe: This guy's not gay, I say not gay
Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Etho *anime angry eyes* WHO SAID I WORE PERFUME-
Everyone: Is automatically, radically fey?
BDubs: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Pearl: Look at his silk translucent socks
Joe: There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
Stress: What are we seein'?
Joe: Is he gay?
Pearl: Of course he's gay!
Joe: Or European?
*Silence*
Everyone: ...
Everyone: Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Etho: Wait, what? I'M NOT EUROPEAN! I'M CANADIAN?! AND I'M NOT GAY EITHER-
Everyone: Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
*EVERYONE looks at GRIAN*
Grian: Well, hey, don't look at me!
Stress: You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Etho: Are you talking about lacrosse?-
Everyone: IN SHINY SHIRTS AND TINY SHORTS
Etho: WAIT WHAT-
Everyone: Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks
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MCYT Shenanigans
FanfictionJust a bunch of random Minecraft stuff The cover is a screenshot of a incorrect quotes book by BlackMors_ I highly recommend checking it out Also, I want to remind y'all that all ships inside this hellhole are Minecraft personas only as I do not con...
