Nah cause I fell on the grass at training on my ass and it looks like skidders. I've never been so embarrassed in my whole 18 years on earth.
Immediately as I stood up (with the help of Jude) after a nasty tackle from Bukayo, I heard cackling, wheezing, laughter, screaming. I knew the grass was wet and muddy, I'm no dumbass so I put my against Jude's front.
"It looks like I've shat myself doesn't it?" I groaned. Even the coaches were laughing at this point.
"SHITTY NYASH!" Jesse screamed, I can't lie it was funny. But I ain't gonna laugh at myself like that.
I made Jude waddle sideways with me as we walked to the changing rooms, Gareth had just decided training was over now as no one could stop laughing. Away from the laughing, I now noticed Jude shaking with laughter.
"Shut the fuck up."
"Or what?" He questioned.
Dang it.
"No kisses, cuddles, pussy, attention, head... for a month." I smirked
Instantly he turned into a statue. "Love you."
I grinned, "I know. I think I fancy a cheeky nandos, do you?"
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@amethyst.rashford: Cheeky nandos with bae x
@jobebellingham: But that ain't me??
^@jesselingard:💀
^@judebellingham: Shut up bro
@6kenza: EYELINER TUT
@SD.idss: Man I wanna be Jude.
^@viannaa.: Nah I wanna be Amethyst.
@judebellingham: Still can't belive you get extra hot.
^@amethyst.rashford: Can't believe you get medium.
^^@marcusrashford: Nah Ame medium is the way forward. Hot on occasion. Extra hot is for when your friend dares you get it
@santandave: Drip squad sheesh!
@jadensmith: The blue!
@444.jayyyla: Too leng
@kaayrose: Where's the set from
^@judebellingham: From private
@adeolapatrone: YOUSE!
^@jadonsancho: This could be us...
^^@adeolapatrone: Yk what... pm me.
@centralcee: That blue is leng tho... Need to cop.
^@bukayosaka: COPY CAT
@bukayosaka: WHERE DO YOU GET THE JORDANS FROM. HOOK ME UP.
@bukayosaka: I'M TRYING TO GET ME AND BAE MATCHING JORDANS.
