Kween Karen (Sorry, Queen Coral), was about to lay an egg, and it was the best moment in her life. Queen Coral of the SeaWings and King Gill were going to have their first baby, and perhaps their first heir together as royal leaders of the SeaWings, and when that day came, it would be the most sparkly beautiful day that Pyrrhia had ever seen.
Now of course there were naysayers. Take Queen Coral's midwife for example:
"Oh no, there is nothing sparkly and beautiful about laying an egg. It hurts worse than anything, and you'll be screaming your head off like there is no such thing as dignity in the world."
Hmm! A Queen is ALWAYS dignified, Queen Coral thought.
Queen Coral had had her midwife completely annihilated.
I don't need her. When I have my egg, it will be the most sparkly perfect thing anyone has ever seen. Hmm! Midwives, think they know everything.
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Wings of Fire: Kween Karen Lays an Egg (OUCH!)
HumorKween Karen (Oops, Queen Coral) is about to lay her first egg, and she knows it's going to be the biggest sparkly moment in Pyrrhia history. Or is it? Rated T for Not-That-Graphic, but Brutal Depictions of Comedic Egg Laying. For those who gain some...
