Back at it again!
Gender neutral
Hermione's birthday
Y/N: I'm gonna eat Hermione now
Ron:........
Harry:..........
Hermione:..........
Ginny:.........
Draco:...........
Pansy:............
McGonagall:...........
Deadric:...........
Ron's chicken:...........
Literally anyone else:.........
Y/N: I mean.....not like that! I meant I'm gonna eat herm— mhm
Everyone:........😶
Y/N: I'm gonna eat her— uh uh
I'm go — ugh..
Luna: are you still gonna eat Hermione's cake?
Y/N: probably not here, god that sounded so wrong
(・∀・)
Female reader
Hermione: will you two stop fighting for who was the biggest..........just biggest private part!
Ron and Harry: no
Harry: Ron says his is bigger, well honestly he's lying. Mine is!
Ron: no Harry, you're just jealous that mines bigger
Ron and Harry: *still fighting*
Y/N: if you're still fighting on who has the biggest dick, it's mine
Ron, Harry, Hermione:........👁️👄👁️
Ron and Harry: YOU HAVE A DICK?!
Y/N: yeah......Hermione tell them, this ladies are pissing me off. After that go to our dorm *left*
Ron: so how big is she?
Hermione: uhm......bye!
(・∀・)
Female reader
Y/N: *drinking water*
Ron: *barging in the common room surprising everyone*
Y/N: *spilling water all over her shirt* shit! I'm fucking wet
Hermione: that's not the only thing that makes you wet
Word count: 211
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