3rd person P.O.V
Y/n: *sleeping beside loona*
Blitz:*drives in and sees a pink car* OH SUCK 4 LIFE DO YA? *Pulls out bullhorn* LISTEN HERE YOU UNORIGINAL PINK C*M DUMP!
???:*walks out*
Blitz: YOU HAVE 3 GOD DAMN SECONDS TO MOVE YOUR DICK OUT OF MY PARKING SPO- oh shit verosika!?
Verosika: Blitzø
Blitz: I should've known you would be here. I smelled fish from miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is *falls out of car window* 3 RINGS DOWN!
Verosika: And I should've known you'll be here when I heard the amber alerts
Blitzø: oh yea? I'm surprised they let your fatass out of rehab. I still see your a drunken whore clutching on that blj juice bottle like it's the last cock of hell!
Verosika: they let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad losers washups. So your sister says hi
Blitz: why are you parking here? This parking space is the only one my company has! So take you tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: actually prick it has my name on it. I'm doing a bit of freelance for the infinite more successful company's in this building. And they want me to come in for their team to be taken off during spring break
Blitz: A WEEK!? No you are not parking here for a fucking week!
Verosika: are you mad blitzø? Are you going to run off to leave someone else to pay for the hotel room?
Blitzø and verosika: And steal their car to run three rings down and max their credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons!?
Blitz: god damnit whore you will not let that go!*walks to the building*
Verosika: choke on a sand paper cock!
Loona:*watching intensely and goes below the door to not get noticed and sees a hellhound behind him*
Blitzø: Hold on! You better move that pussy wagon or I'm gonna-
???: *Death stares* or you what?
Verosika: meet vortex my bodyguard who does a better job then you ever will
Blitz: oh you think he scares me? I show you scary. Simon!
Y/n:*opens the door and kicks vortex To the ground with no effort* problem?
Verosika:*shocked*
Y/n: And I thought you were big and might be a problem. But you are just a pathetic excuse of a demon dog. All bark and no bite. Get up and don't make me do this again and if you do. *Voice goes deeper* It won't be as pleasant *voice goes back* got that?
Vortex:*nods and gets up*
Y/n:*stares at verosika*
Verosika: *a little scared* The fuck!?
Blitz: you see we don't need a vortex. We were so good that we have a overlord working with us
Verosika: h-how?
Y/n: Lucifer wanted me to do this.
Verosika: i-if you want you can change jobs with me-
Y/n: not interested
Blitz: *laughs as verosika leaves with vortex* bitch
Mox and mille: you know verosika mayday!?
Blitz: huh? Oh her? Yea we dated
Mox: you dated a popstar!?
Blitz: why is this so important???
Millie: because it's you? Was it before or after she became a pop star?
Moxxie's: was she delusional? Suffering some sort of brain damage?
Millie: how was sex with her like?
Mox: Millie!
Millie: what? You wanted to know
how was sex with Michael croftford was like
Mox: touché
Blitz: I don't go in your personal lives so leave mine alone
Y/n: but you do? And should I take notes of this or no?*tilts head like a confused puppy* I'm sorry I just don't know how to act like a normal imp
Loona:.....*visibly doesn't know what to think*
Blitzø:......*doesn't know if he should pet y/n or not*
Mox:*speechless*
Millie: ......*pets y/n*
Y/n: what is this???? I feel aprrictated .........
Blitzø: Millie go and find a limited time parking space for the car. The rest of us let's go*goes in with everyone*
T.B.C
A/n: sorry didn't have enough time or sleep for this one so I'll split it
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A Demons Job (Helluva boss x male reader x Hazbin Hotel)
FanfictionHello and welcome to a story about a demon? Is he a normal demon? I think not. Something is really strange about this one. Exactly what are you hiding Y/n? Who are you?
