Chairman: Dear Director.
The screen opens up with a fight.
Chairman: Do your "creative solutions" include the circumvention of the safety protocols that every member of the Military must follow? If they do not, then I fail to see how an enemy has managed to secure not one, but several of your experimental A.I.s. The protocol is not a guideline, dear Director, it is doctrine. And no one is above its rule.
Cut to Grif running for his life as a tumbling Warthog chases behind him.
Grif: Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, ooooh God!
The Warthog hits two palm trees, nearly crushing Grif. Church walks out of his hiding place.
Church: Oh my God, that guy got fucked up!
Grif: What the hell was that!?
Church: Aw, he lived? That's bullshit.
South: Who are those people again>
Tex/Saiko: The reds.
Church returns to his hiding place.
Sarge: Grif, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you gotta pay attention in battle! You can't let yourself get distracted by- oh crap, flying jeep.
A flying Warthog, thrown by the Meta, nearly hits Sarge.
Simmons: Run!
Simmons and Sarge retreat, chased by several falling objects of considerable size and mass
Church: Well. Guess they're definitely not workin' together.
South: No shit sherlock!
Washington: Now that he's powered up, he's just killing everything. We're next.
Sarge: Move it or lose it.
Simmons: Yeah come on, scootch, scootch.
Church: Hey. Get out of here, Reds. This is our cover.
Simmons: What is that thing?
Church: You guys remember Tex?
South: Tex? You mean that rotten bitch that had Omega?
Tex growls at South but sees SMG4 shaking his head.
Simmons: Yeheah, the girl who kicked our asses all the time?
Tex just smirks a bit at that.
Church: Yeah, well, this thing's like, eight of her.
Tex frowns and lets an annoyed sigh, which was noticed by South.
South: Hey, what's your problem?
Tex: Nothing.
Washington: It must be at full power now. Church, you and the Reds, and the neutral team keep it busy. Me, Nevada, South, and Fishy Boopkins are going to help Caboose and Colorado.
Washington runs off with Tex, South, and Fishy Boopkins.
Simmons: Did he say keep it busy?
Church: Yeah...
Simmons: How the hell do we do that?
Sarge: Looks like Grif is doing a pretty good job already.
Cut to a pile of objects of considerable size and mass, with more arriving regularly, and Grif behind it
Grif: Okay I get it! Stop throwing things at me, you fucking jackass!
Sarge: Keep up the good work, Grif!
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SMG4 X Red Vs Blue X Male OC Insert "Memory is the key"
Adventure(Season 6 - 10) After all the crazy shits in Blood Gulch, a new person -familiar to Colorado and Nevada/Tex and SMG4 gang- comes to join the Reds and Blues, Agent Washington! Though, things don't seem like a lovely reunion as it could've looked when...
