If you're reading this, then congrats, you know how to read!!!!

The name's Kate, also known as Duckwinpie!
Here's a bit about me
-I'm weird and it's great!
-I love pie!
-I want a baby polar bear (I acquired a stuffed one recently)
-I like my music LOUD!!!!
-One Direction is awesome!
-Never take 8am lectures at uni unless you're a morning person (which I'm not)
-Chocolate is my drug
-I have two hands! And ten fingers! It's awesome!
-I am part of the Le Cirque De Freak
-My goal in life is to visit P.Sherman, 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney
-My only talents are acting, writing and being an idiot
-I believe scented candles should be a necessity for every household
-Meatloaf kinda creeps me out
-So I was thinking..... Then I stopped thinking, and now I feel better!
-In real life, I'm super shy. Online though, I'm the queen of confidence!! So don't hesitate to talk to me
-Did you know if you put rosemary in a smarties container for two days, it smells like dead fish?
-My hair is blonde but it tanned when I was seven
-My friend has a boyfriend and I have a cat. Let's be honest, we all know who's winning here (it's me)
-I'm the type of girl who burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday

I come from a little place called NEW ZEALAND, where people pull over for an ambulance or a cattle crossing. We don't have 'fire flies' we have GLOW WORMS. "Yeah" is never said with a high pitched voice. BRO is definitely a word. Shoes aren't necessary if we go outside. We get dirty and ain't scared of it. Sheep is ROASTED. 'Shopping carts' are TROLLEYS and 'washing cloths' are FLANNELS. Oh, and if you disrespect my family, you're gonna get hit with whatever's close by. We're not a big country but we're are proud of who we are!

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to scream with the thunder, run with the lightning and dance in the rain.

And also, don't stress too much about life. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
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  • JoinedFebruary 2, 2012


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Duckwinpie Duckwinpie Apr 10, 2013 04:26AM
@xHomophobia_Is_Gayx I WANNA GOT TO THAT CHOCOLATE FACTORY SO MUCH, LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!! I WILL BE DOWN THERE AS SOON AS I LEAVE SCHOOL AND BECOME A BILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!
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