Aaron Kite is a writer/artist who likes putting slashes between occupations and who very rarely refers to himself in the third person. He was born on the exact same day that São Paulo Metro was inaugurated in Brazil, which the authorities claim is pure coincidence.

He has been interviewed by Science Magazine, the Calgary Herald, National Geographic, and this shady fellow named ‘Jimmy’ who kept pointedly asking him about his success as a writer with questions like “Got any spare change?” and “C’mon, really, do ya? I gotta catch a bus.”

Aaron was one of the founding members of the amateur writing group “Starting Write Now”, as well as countless side-projects which he’d mention by name if the government would finally get around to granting him immunity. He lives in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, which really ought to have another sub-section to it, because another comma there would look really slick.

At present he has four finished novels – “Two Cats”, the sequel “Jade Mouse”, the third novel "Ten Arrows", as well as the standalone (but with sequels percolating in his brain) novel "A Touch of Poison". He’s currently in the middle of writing the novel "Revenant", and a collaborative work titled "Shiftless", as well as about eleven or so other books that are all in varying states of doneness. When writing, he likes to disable his spell-checker and make up words, as is illustrated by the use of ‘doneness’ above.

He's allergic to cats, and thus he tries to arrange it so he's living with one whenever possible, probably just to prove a point of some sort.

FAVORITE AUTHORS: Steven Brust, Jim Butcher, Dave Duncan, Mercedes Lackey, Spider Robinson

A TOUCH OF POISON is now available on Amazon!
Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/Touch-Poison-Aaron-Kite-ebook/dp/B00LAFTEMO/
Paperback: http://www.amazon.com/A-Touch-Poison-Aaron-Kite/dp/1927400597/

And already there's *several* 5-star reviews. I love you guys. :D
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Vemped posted a message to ironkite
I read a Touch of Poison a while ago and am so glad to see that it is now published, as I have been looking for it all over Wattpad!  It is a wonderful story and I may just have to buy it on Amazon to read it again :)
chirpybird2 posted a message to ironkite
Okay so for undisclosed reasons, I recently began re-reading your Tucat series in a perhaps unusual fashion. and by that, I mean I think I started Two Cats three days ago. Ten Arrows, I began this afternoon. Thanks to a four-hour long stint in the backseat of a truck, and some unfortunately timed energy drink at 10pm, I just finished Tucat #3. And now I have nothing to do in my sleepless hours until 4am when I pretend to "wake up". 
      .....I think I'll go read some more. Cheers!
New chapter of Revenant is up... finally. Gah... been a crazy week full of sprained backs and sickness and other weirdness... but I did it!
      Now, I shall celebrate by eating what remains of my dinner. Wheee... what a party animal I am.