What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

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DaVolka16 By DaVolka16 Completed

Once-ler!xShort!Tempermental!Reader! The Once-ler makes his way to the valley with truffulas, barbaloots, swarmie swans, and humming fish, only to later meet a mysterious character. The Lorax, and a strange girl who is to be his bodyguard. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it completely captivates adorable Oncie. That, or it completely teriffies him, seeing as she has a bit of an issue with her anger. Oncie learns he is going to have to live with it, not that he doesn't mind, amd he feels his life is going to have drastic changes very soon. It starts out with the normal Lorax stroy, but then it turns into something I created. I do realize it says swarmie isntead of swommie swans. That's how my uncle used to say it, and my autocorrect wouldn't let me say swommie.

Kinda reminds me of Taiga from toradora (I've only watched one episode though XD)
Everyone is here like that's me while when I look at someone they look at me back and we stare for a while, I eat like a lady ( lie) and dink like one ( not a lie).
Racheli04 Racheli04 Feb 07
Exactly like me cause I don't eat REAL food just chips and candy.
He looks at me....and I look at him withaterrifiyingglance thamakeshimwanttodie :D
AngelflyXD AngelflyXD Jun 20
a hug from onceler would've been awkward for me too, no matter how much I adore him v3v
I kinda wanna say sizzles cause I'm thinking of food right now