What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB By x_ShittyOldPistola_x Completed

Once-ler!xShort!Tempermental!Reader! The Once-ler makes his way to the valley with truffulas, barbaloots, swarmie swans, and humming fish, only to later meet a mysterious character. The Lorax, and a strange girl who is to be his bodyguard. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it completely captivates adorable Oncie. That, or it completely teriffies him, seeing as she has a bit of an issue with her anger. Oncie learns he is going to have to live with it, not that he doesn't mind, amd he feels his life is going to have drastic changes very soon. It starts out with the normal Lorax stroy, but then it turns into something I created. I do realize it says swarmie isntead of swommie swans. That's how my uncle used to say it, and my autocorrect wouldn't let me say swommie.

  • barbaloot
  • drseuss
  • happy
  • lorax
  • marshmallows
  • new
  • old
  • once
  • onceler
  • oncie
  • pancakes
  • readerxcharacter
  • sad
  • seed
  • tree
  • young
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- - May 06, 2017
WAIT! ARE WE GIRL SASUKE, THAT CAME FROM THE NARUTO LAND! *gasp*
Damn that's some kinky stuff right there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm already slowly drowning into the fandom...and once I'm in...I never come back...
dcosplay dcosplay Oct 28, 2017
looks like someone didnt drink their milk. but they are now awesome
Letting him read my stories?! Lord Jesus is gonna have to baptise him after that...