What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB By x_ShittyOldPistola_x Completed

Once-ler!xShort!Tempermental!Reader! The Once-ler makes his way to the valley with truffulas, barbaloots, swarmie swans, and humming fish, only to later meet a mysterious character. The Lorax, and a strange girl who is to be his bodyguard. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it completely captivates adorable Oncie. That, or it completely teriffies him, seeing as she has a bit of an issue with her anger. Oncie learns he is going to have to live with it, not that he doesn't mind, amd he feels his life is going to have drastic changes very soon. It starts out with the normal Lorax stroy, but then it turns into something I created. I do realize it says swarmie isntead of swommie swans. That's how my uncle used to say it, and my autocorrect wouldn't let me say swommie.

  • barbaloot
  • drseuss
  • happy
  • lorax
  • marshmallows
  • new
  • old
  • once
  • onceler
  • oncie
  • pancakes
  • readerxcharacter
  • sad
  • seed
  • tree
  • young
WAIT! ARE WE GIRL SASUKE, THAT CAME FROM THE NARUTO LAND! *gasp*
dcosplay dcosplay Oct 28
looks like someone didnt drink their milk. but they are now awesome
What's the point of eating ice? Are there any health benefits? Why ice? Why not ice cream?
I slap my best friend easily when he flicks my head well flicked since we're out of school
*Music starts*
                              
                              How ba-a-a-ad 
                              Can I be?
                              I'm just doing what comes naturally
                              How ba-a-a-ad 
                              Can I be?
                              How bad can I possibly be?
50-Shades-of-Jim 50-Shades-of-Jim Jul 21, 2016
Kinda reminds me of Taiga from toradora (I've only watched one episode though XD)