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How to Handle Stupd Customers Without Committing a Crime (Spiritually Speaking)

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🛒💥 Namaste but I'm this close to snapping.

This brutally honest, fake self-help book is for every retail warrior who has survived angry aunties, clueless uncles, and the customer who said, "This was cheaper yesterday."

With chapters like "Smile Through the Breakdown" and "The Manager Won't Save You," this book offers spiritual techniques such as deep breathing, passive-aggressive receipt printing, and silent screaming.

For entertainment purposes only. Please don't kick customers... unless it's in your dreams.All Rights Reserved

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Between Love and Hate by GiaKon

You're an assistant working in his company. An innocent and mundane woman, who is struggling to pay her bills and her sick mom's treatment. At least, that's the perfect facade you have built for yourself all these years. Your true self? You were afraid to let people know. You've taken out a loan for the medical expenses and he is the collector, but you had no idea that the organization was under your boss's patronage. You both love each other, but refuse to admit and give in to your feelings, so you tease and hurt one another. "Cancel all your appointments for the next two weeks, or better yet, just quit your current job." He commands you. "Also, I need someone to warm my bed. Alright?" What was he saying now? "I should do what?" "You're curious about what it would be like to be wanted by someone like me."

When the World Leaves You Behind by vummpp

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Motivational Quotes [COMPLETED] by BrookeNotAshley

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Everything Hurts by analiciapaloma

I knew what was coming later tonight, not only at home, but on the way there. I knew that reacting right now would just make it worse though. So I kept quiet and pretended that I was not dreading when I would be alone with the man that stood beside me, wondering when it became so normal to do so. Jason and Alicia have the perfect relationship from the outside looking in, but Alicia has kept her wounded spirit and body hidden well. After another one of Jason's violent rages that is impossible to hide, Alicia is finally able to get away from the abuse though. In the process of healing, she begins to relearn what trust, compassion, and safety are once again - that is, until Jason discovers her whereabouts. All Rights Reserved © Copyrights analiciapaloma 2014 © 2017 edits by Analicia Feliciano Book Cover Design by Analicia Feliciano (FIRST FOUR CHAPTERS *ORIGINAL AND UNEDITED* AVAILABLE HERE. PUBLISHED E-BOOK/PAPERBACK EDITION AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. LINK IN BIO.)

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