Dipper x reader oneshots

Dipper x reader oneshots

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MOVED TO: -Ghosting- By write-the-pain-away Updated Jul 01

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AHAHAHA I ACTUALLY SCREAMED AT THIS AND MY MOM LOOKED AT ME LIKE I'M A MAD WOMAN AND I WAS JUST LIKE DIPPER KISSED ME AND SHE WAS LIKE WTF XD XD XD
Ahahahahahaha
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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                              Like that is possible 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              I get anxious around large crowds ;U;
Well if fireworks IMMEDIATELY shot up, is that a coincidence? And if fireworks shot during my first kiss I'd jump like hell.
Me: *slowly pulls out dagger* 
                              Mabel: Penny don't- *Gasp* Nobody breaks my OTP Penny X Dipper give me that Dagger
*puts knife back in boot* You were lucky this time *pulls out sword from behind me* very lucky
Me: Hey guess what
                              Pacifica: What?
                              Me: I'm Leo Valdez 
                              Pacifica: No your not 
                              Me: Really cause I burned you so bad I might as well be