Cute oneshots (lemon and fluff etc!!)
XD SHINOHARA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THE POOR CHILD ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!!
My INNOCENT SMOL BEAN JUST HAD SEX!?!?!?! WHERE WAS THE PROTECTION!?!?! WHERE WERE THE CONDOMS!?!?!?!?
"IM SUPER FUCKIN HORNY, AND HUNGRY AND YOU WONT PAY ATTENTION TO ME! GOD, NOW GET MY SOME CHIPOTLE"
Roses are red
Their thorns are prickly
And holy shît
That escalated quickly
I'd be like, "dude, I'm just horny, it happens quite often. If you ain't gonna help, get lost"
This is awesome! This is literally the best smut ever! ♥️