"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut the teenage bullshit, you know I'm not going to let you just sit here and suffer, so can we just skip to the part where you stop acting like a rad ass bad ass and an ungrateful little bitch, and let me help you? Because that would save a lot of fucking time." Established Cegan fic. Carl has 99 problems and Negan wants to fix them all. by @lala3434 on ao3