So I've only watched Top Gun once and I joked with my friend the whole time and turned those jokes into this story. If you are looking for something ridiculous to read then give this a go. This is all a joke since I just want to torture my bff cause she loves Top Gun. Some characters belong to Top Gun. I am not making fun of Top Gun plus I've only seen it once so I don't remember enough to make fun of it. This will include crazy stuff just don't read it if you get offended. TRIGGER WARNING READ THE TAGS