Man I just sobbed and shat my pants and now they're soaked and squishy. A metaphor for my violet periwinkle orbs being licked. You might be wondering how I got here, well, it's a very short story. I sharted in the bathroom, but oh no - it was not the bathroom - it was my pants!!!!! ((Please do not actually read this you weirdo)) ((The thriller part is the suspense dont ban me))
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