When I was on this planet we call Earth, I prided myself in reading countless pieces of fanfiction, most of them Naruto related. My favourite tropes included Time travel and SI inserts, however I never imagined I'd somehow end up living something so obviously fake in real life. Finding myself thrown into the Naruto world, as an Uchiha mind you, I'm faced with the inevitable "How on earth am I going to survive the massacre?" Being born into Minato's generation has its perks as I get to take my time and weigh my options until it becomes painstakingly simple. Why don't I just kidnap Sasuke? Follow me as I train to keep my, and my new family's heads.