It was Halloween, and as I drove from appointment, to appointment, it occurred to me that nearly any alien species could come and invade this planet without so much as a second look, on Halloween. Anyway, I'm a big fan of science fiction stuff, and especially the Borg. My first thought for a story was about tribbles that take Manhattan, but they are far too freaking cute to do that. So I decided to devote like two whole hours of my life to a mockumentary of what might happen if the Borg invaded Earth on Halloween. In this story you will meet our heroines, two drunk, part time, prostitutes with an attitude. Anyway, I wrote it for you. There is no going back, so read it. Oh, I wanted you to know that no Borg, nor unicorns, were harmed filming this episode, so don't bother writing hate mail or throw spare change at me.