Fun Facts: All 10 year old boys are mutants. Sadly, medically sanctioned psychoanalysis EXCLUDES duct taping a mutant to a chair. Also, burnt sienna is reddish brown, not blue. Scary Idea: Imagine being a 13-year old girl for 90 years . . . all whilst sporting a pretty, pretty face befitting a nightmare. WARNING: I did NOT laugh my butt off while writing this story -- my anchor is still firmly attached. When editing this story, I changed the title. The rest was a tune-up.