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The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home

The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home

1.3M Reads 15.8K Votes 15 Part Story
Naomi Alderman By NaomiAlderman Completed

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad.

Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools.

Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times.

The story unfolds beginning October 24.

you can never have too much rhubarb mother ate dad? I wore black to their wedding citing widowhood. bowl full of laughs definitely
When I got married I never knew that would also be the end of me ever having my own bag of chips.
Laughin at the first chapter already! 
                              MOM ATE DAD
                              Now youll learn that in school.
                              Like ew brah XD
lolpolpudn lolpolpudn Nov 25, 2016
I seen this on the wattpad login and had to check it out
                              well done getting it on the login page
DaddyEvil DaddyEvil Jan 04
Hmmm... Not sure if that constitutes worse or maybe, much better?
DaddyEvil DaddyEvil Jan 04
I can understand about keeping plenty of rhubarb on hand at all times but mini-weiners?