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The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home by NaomiAlderman

The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home

1.3M Reads 15.6K Votes 15 Part Story
Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad.

Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools.

Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times.

The story unfolds beginning October 24.
lolpolpudn lolpolpudn Nov 25, 2016
I seen this on the wattpad login and had to check it out
                          
                          well done getting it on the login page
DaddyEvil DaddyEvil Jan 04
Hmmm... Not sure if that constitutes worse or maybe, much better?
DaddyEvil DaddyEvil Jan 04
I can understand about keeping plenty of rhubarb on hand at all times but mini-weiners?
LLMontez LLMontez Nov 07, 2016
Wait a hot second here... THE Margaret Atwood? Dystopian overlord Margaret Atwood and GILF of my dreams!?!?
StackingThoseBooks StackingThoseBooks Oct 23, 2016
*when you read the sex part* 
                          What really! This book just got even better!
GabAguirredeLuna GabAguirredeLuna Dec 04, 2016
XD d:, all I can say is I .......... Liked it .... I'll give a big fat thumbs up ......
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