When a dementor stumbles upon a campsite, it is in for the shock of a life time. Not only can the muggle resist the dementor's affects, the muggle can talk and understand the dementor. The dementor wants to bring this muggle to the head dementor if Azkaban Prison, but the muggle wants to ask two of the most dangerous inmates questions. How will this work out? Will the muggle make it out alive? Or will the muggle succumb to the affects of the infamous prison? One shot