Reauward Argentum Astlblack III has perhaps the finest bloodline and potential in the entire algernonian race (one of the smartest in the Universe), and she's wasting it rebelling against the expectations for her. So naturally, she decides to burn down a bunch of ancient and very important libraries to regain her purpose. This begins a series of unlikely events that propels Reau, Mel the halfbreed elf and Chip the glitching rogue human into an adventure that begins the end of the Universe with a massive immortal pyromaniac fire-breathing buffalo and a wave of hive minded zombies, among other things (space mafia, conceited doctors, assassin rings, carnivorous unicorns, etc.).