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Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

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ana banana By queen_mycroft Completed

John's never seen a kid like him.

He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing for smoking and James Bond, his favorite ice cream is mint with a chocolate swirl, and he is absolutely addicted to Pop Rocks and toffee. He enjoys pretty boys and warehouses, where he can hoard and think and be alone. Also, bumper cars, and John Watson.

But Sherlock Holmes's thing, his niche, his calling in life... is to steal.





Everything you've ever wanted, he's had. Everything you've ever wished for, he's stolen. Everything you are, everything you told yourself that you weren't, he owns, and he plays you like an out-of-tune violin.

Does that mean that John's going to let him steal his heart?

Not a shot in hell.

every time i finish this book it gets??? stuck in my head???? like when you hear a really lovely song and you just want to listen to it on repeat
Casual American is casually reading the words that casually don't make sense to casual American. Very casually.
I'm a kleptomniac but it's mostly small stuff but I've also stolen my friends' phones, and a figit cube. 
                              (I gave them back though)
Panda_Mimi Panda_Mimi Feb 08
why would you write the colour of the purse unless it was a reference to the sTUDY IN PINK AAHAGAHAAGAGAGA
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Oh, look. Another fanfic that has the potential of making me sad.