Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

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ana banana By queen_mycroft Completed

John's never seen a kid like him.

He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing for smoking and James Bond, his favorite ice cream is mint with a chocolate swirl, and he is absolutely addicted to Pop Rocks and toffee. He enjoys pretty boys and warehouses, where he can hoard and think and be alone. Also, bumper cars, and John Watson.

But Sherlock Holmes's thing, his niche, his calling in life... is to steal.

Books.

Wallets.

Phones. 

Cars.

Everything you've ever wanted, he's had. Everything you've ever wished for, he's stolen. Everything you are, everything you told yourself that you weren't, he owns, and he plays you like an out-of-tune violin.

Does that mean that John's going to let him steal his heart?

Not a shot in hell.

I'm just imagining John dragging Sherlock by the scarf and Sherlock just- "•-•" he has no emotion on his face and I just- *WHEEZE*
Balthazar is that you?
                              
                              First time reading this, I've heard it's sad send help
Nightshade3110 Nightshade3110 3 days ago
Is it just me, or is anyone finding Bond-admiring Sherlock adorable?
Sherlock
                              Sh- Sherlock no
                              Stealing is bad
                              
                              They thought u dis 
                              
                              Sherlock why
Nightshade3110 Nightshade3110 3 days ago
I'm trying to remember a comment in this fic where I haven't used lmaooo
True.- AND THIS WRITING IS FRICKEN BOOTIFUL IM ON MY WAY TO CAMP SUPPOSED TO BE DOING CAMPY THINGS BUT YOU HAVE INTRIGUED ME-