Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

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John's never seen a kid like him.

He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing for smoking and James Bond, his favorite ice cream is mint with a chocolate swirl, and he is absolutely addicted to Pop Rocks and toffee. He enjoys pretty boys and warehouses, where he can hoard and think and be alone. Also, bumper cars, and John Watson.

But Sherlock Holmes's thing, his niche, his calling in life... is to steal.

Books.

Wallets.

Phones. 

Cars.

Everything you've ever wanted, he's had. Everything you've ever wished for, he's stolen. Everything you are, everything you told yourself that you weren't, he owns, and he plays you like an out-of-tune violin.

Does that mean that John's going to let him steal his heart?

Not a shot in hell.

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-shacklesackles -shacklesackles Dec 27, 2017
john: sherlock you mean old hag, you will come with me and admit what you did. do you hear me? stupid boy
meepmeepe meepmeepe Jan 23
Actually if he's a kleptomaniac, he's probably not nervous, he's probably getting that jolt of adrenaline before you steal something.
-shacklesackles -shacklesackles Dec 27, 2017
this is like their first meeting and their already getting physical with each other lmao
he's not a kleptomaniac. he's a high functioning sociopath. do your god damn research ✌
TRANSparent-Con-Man TRANSparent-Con-Man Dec 24, 2017
Am I the only one that absolutely despises Titanic? NOT TO MENTION THAT THERE IS ACTUAL EVIDENCE THAT IT WAS THE OLYMPIC THAT SANK
honestlylearntoread honestlylearntoread Dec 05, 2017
MY SIM IS A KLEPTOMANIAC AND THEY GO TO THE RICH PEOPLE's HOUSES AND STEAL SHÏT- AFTEFUJRSGHTGIHVEEDDBTREEEDEE