Beverly only lives for herself. And maybe ice cream. She's the only person in her family that hasn't left the small town of Chestnut Ridge, Virginia, and as much as she hates the nosy neighbors, she's never seemed to be able to leave.
When she loses her position at Red Ribbon's Craft Store and her estranged sister calls with an impossible favor, Beverly is forced to say yes...especially with thirty-thousand dollars on the line.
Suddenly, she's stuck with taking care of three little girls for six months, trying not to kill the soccer moms at the snobby Percival Academy, and joining the PTO. Not to mention the residents of Chestnut Ridge trying to give her a few tips.
Now Beverly--problematic, sarcastic, and ultimately hilarious--is forced to take on the responsibilities of a loving parent. And she is definitely anything but.
- Author's Note
- One: Welcome to Craptown
- Two: Miss Suzy's Master Plan
- Three: The Chicken
- Four: Aimee's a Jerk
- Five: The Aimee Army
- Six: The Beginning
- Seven: Near Death Grocery Trip
- Eight: Freaking Spiders
- Nine: School Shmool
- Ten: There's Always a Karen
- Eleven: Kindergarten-pocalypse
- Twelve: Spill the Milk
- Thirteen: Not All Nature Documentaries are Kid-Friendly
- Fourteen: The Girl Can Hit
- Fifteen: Finn
- Sixteen: Dirty Rotten Karen
- Seventeen: The Soccer Field
- Eighteen: Super Aunt Beverly
- Nineteen: Conversation Is Hard
- Twenty: Busted
- Twenty-One: Vienna Sausage Fish
- Twenty-Two: It's Like Cheez Whiz
- Twenty-Three: Pink Casts
- Twenty-Four: Halloween
- Twenty-Six: Ghosts, Ghouls, and Getting Even
- Twenty-Six: Eloise the Drunk
- Twenty-Seven: Mush
- Twenty-Eight: Surprise Surprise
- Twenty-Nine: Three Punches
- Chapter Thirty: They Know
- Chapter Thirty-One: Friends?