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Alfred the Meme Dealer

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Since Putin has banned all meme imports, Ivan must do secret meet ups with Alfred so he can build his stash of illegal memes. All while keeping it hidden from his boss. Although, there are some other countries who are jealous of this, and will stop at nothing to get their hands on Alfred's memes.

(Disclaimer: I (sadly) do not own Hetalia
and also contains swearing)All Rights Reserved

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Stage ~Alfred and Ivan's story by 18ruby16nc

Alfred who sneaks into Russia as a spy during the Cold War, he meets a dancer named Ivan and a nice old woman. But what happens when he's in danger or even caught?

Snow {Russia fanfic} by XXxBelievexXX

This story isn't rated R. "Silence fell like snowflakes and we just stared out into the vastness of white." Snow hates winter. That's one thing she likes to clear up with people. Just because her name is that same as fluffy water that falls from the sky doesn't mean she likes it. Snow also lives in Russia. And since there is so much snow, she really dislikes it. Plus she moved to Russia from Sunny California, USA. So when she goes for a walk and loses sight of her dog and ends up getting lost in a snowstorm, what happens. What happens every time. A knight In shinning armour saves the day. But this knight in shinning armour is Ivan and his sisters, and Ivan isn't Snow's ideal White knight. What happens if her parents continue to push her into getting married. What happens when she has some weird times that involve Ivan. Russia x OC I don't own Hetalia, only my OC. I don't own the cover picture. Credit goes to the creator, you know who you are. Take credit. It's a beautiful picture.

The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Beneath The Surface by UnamedUntold

In an attempt to get the two bickering countries to get along, Alfred and Ivan must spend one month together in one of Alfreds homes. In a house set back into the woods, these two countries are going to grow closer together and learn more about eachother then anyone else has before. Even a few things that they never wanted the other to find out. *Warning* Depressed America. Suicidal thoughts. Suicide attempt. Vulgar language. Maybe smut? We'll have to see where this goes.

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

Frozen Heart by bish_In_Glasses

Ivan and Alfred meet in the most unlikely of places: in the Guidance Office. Hetalia College human AU.

Loving The Enemy ( America x Russia ) by BluePhoenixFire

Alfred, who has been told to shut up and grow up all his life, fears the scary and powerful Ivan. But to prove he is strong and to protect his friends, he attempts to face his fear. Ivan, a lonely Russian whose immense power has caused him to be very lonely and feared, hates the childish actions of Alfred. But what happens when they are stuck in the same house with each other for only heaven knows how long? Read to find out! This is a America x Russia fanfic of the anime Hetalia. I do not own hetalia nor the characters, but I do own this story. PS I use human names and hints of yaoi but nothing serious. ~Edit~ I finally updated the cover xD I didn't like the old cover, so I fixed it :D thanks!

What you see is what you get! by APH_Undead

Russia is tired of Belarus's stalking, so he asks *forces* England to switch bodies with Lithuania for a month! Which results in Lithuania proposing to Belarus for revenge & fucking around with Russia's body, like doing fashion makeovers with Poland. Russia (as Lithuania) gets pissed & tries to switch his body back--but the reverse spell is misplaced & now both of the out-of-place countries must deal with each other's problems. FOR..A...MONTH!!!!!! *cue the crackiness* XDD The story art cover is by me, I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does. If you didn't know that...you're a terrible Hetalia fan.

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Stage ~Alfred and Ivan's story cover

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The Actor cover

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] cover

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader cover

Beneath The Surface cover

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] cover

Frozen Heart cover

Loving The Enemy ( America x Russia ) cover

What you see is what you get! cover

Stage ~Alfred and Ivan's story

Alfred who sneaks into Russia as a spy during the Cold War, he meets a dancer named Ivan and a nice old woman. But what happens when he's in danger or even caught?